Shalin:
I just have to say this, but your vocabulary is just WOW!
Maria:
Would you rather me be illiterate?
Shalin:
Ummm sure? It be easier to understand. I have a tab open for dictionary.com
Maria:
Yhu Askkkeddd 4 ittt.
Shalin:
Oh gawd...
Maria:
Noww Yhuu Gotta Opennn Uhp UrbanDictionary BayyBehh.