Shalin: I just have to say this, but your vocabulary is just WOW!
Maria: Would you rather me be illiterate?
Shalin: Ummm sure? It be easier to understand. I have a tab open for dictionary.com
Maria: Yhu Askkkeddd 4 ittt.
Shalin: Oh gawd...
Maria: Noww Yhuu Gotta Opennn Uhp UrbanDictionary BayyBehh.